Top ten.

GalleyCat compiled a list of the ten most pirated eBooks at The Pirate Bay but they neglected to tell us why the books were the most stolen, or what their theft might mean or how annoying italics can be to read.
1. 1000 Photoshop Tips and Tricks (or, how to make your pirated eBooks look good on your eReader)
2. Advanced Sex: Explicit Positions for Explosive Lovemaking (alternate title: Love Among the Ruins: Incorporating Carnal Pleasure Into Bridge Demolition)
3. What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?: 200 Curious Questions (Hint: it didn’t involve ripping pages from a Kindle.)
4. Photoshop CS5 All-in-One For Dummies (Again with the “Why don’t my e-books look right?” Maybe it’s because you stole them, Mr. Steelzalot?)
5. What Rich People Know & Desperately Want to Keep a Secret (They steal all their e-books, thereby saving dollars and dollars a year.)
6. 101 Short Cuts in Maths Any One Can Do (Maths? Math. Maths. Math? Maths. Maths? Math. Maths. Maths. Maths?! Math. Math? Maths…)
7. Touch Me There!: A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots (How the Hell does this author know where “Your” hot spots are, hmmmm? And why does he/she have to point them out to you?)
8. How to Blow Her Mind in Bed (Show her how many books you downloaded, “For, like, you know, free and stuff.” Then say “argh.” Then put on an eye-patch. Women love a pirate.)
9. 1001 Math Problems (Math? Maths? Math…)
10. How To Make People Like You In 90 Seconds Or Less (Don’t steal the books they spent years of their lives putting together.)

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