Why my porn actor name cannot be “Fred Morgan.”

Several comments to yesterday’s blog post suggested that the “porn name generator game” be used in my pursuit of an appropriate moniker for my future in adult films. This game (take the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you grew up on and voila!) fails for me in two ways.
First, my brother and I would have the same porn name which would sow confusion, especially if we, as we both hope, were to appear in the same film.
Second, my name would be Fred Morgan, and I cannot do that to this guy: Fred Morgan.
I’m already going to Hell for plaguing a priest who has the name Sean Ferrell. I’m not going to have someone with the Old Testament on their side pissed at me too.

4 thoughts on “Why my porn actor name cannot be “Fred Morgan.”

  1. Ooh! Me play too!
    My porn name would be Topper North under those rules. That name is so majestic I have trademarked it. It doesn’t matter how I perform in my porn movies, there will be a line of sex aides under the brand “Topper North Select” and they will sell like hotcakes.
    As a matter of fact, I’m going to change my name legally to Topper North. That is all.

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