Looks like someone won the Amishtakes Amish Vampire novel first-line contest, and it looks like that someone looks like me!
My winning entry:
“Jebediah, Lord of the Night, spying the townsfolk walking toward him with grim determination set above their mustacheless beards and below their bonnets, hissed, ‘To my wagon, and away!'”
Won’t my agent be excited when I send her the rest of the novel?