Writer Needed

Craig’s List is a funny place:

Writer Needed
Reply to: [redacted]
Date: …
Task – write a biography/self help book.
This will be a book based on the trials and errors as well as life experiences of an individual.
What is required – Prior experience in writing. Must be detail oriented and have an appreciation of philosophy and a willingness to research self-help material.
THIS WILL BE PUBLISHED
Compensation is negotiable. Please email a writing sample and contact information.

I don’t even know where to begin.

One thought on “Writer Needed

  1. “THIS WILL BE PUBLISHED”
    Because typing it in all caps will make it come true.
    I LIVE IN A HOUSE MADE OF CHOCOLATE. I’ll let you know how that turns out.

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