No, that little girl isn’t smoking anything. She’s playing a homemade kazoo* which is something I suggested my wife make for my two year old son. Anyone who wonders why I would love to spend my days at home, playing with him, need only read the e-mail I just received from my wife:
A few things about making a kazoo out of a toilet paper tube
1. the dog goes insane howling and barking at the noise
2. the dog will steal the toy and run around with it making the little man go insane
3. it works only intermittently and the little man is happy with just a plain tube singing Beethoven into it
Tell me that wouldn’t make a wonderful novel.
* See suggestion #7 here for instructions.